Chris Simonetta
Chris manages the office, HR, events and administration at Zagaran. He is usually sporting a hat of some kind, which is definitely not because he's losing his hair. He really likes using gifs. He also has no idea what dap, gas, bussin or rizz means, and he's kind of proud of that.
Chris graduated from Berklee College of Music in the Stone Age (and held the title as the "Eldest Zagaranian" for two years straight, even though he's not straight) with a degree in Music Business & Management. He still does some music on the side because it's so financially lucrative. Before Zagaran, he managed entertainment agencies in Los Angeles, which is where his addiction to caffeinated beverages stems from.
Chris became Italian after marriage, so you may see him talking with his hands more often, although he occasionally goes by "Eberlein" because that's what he's known by at Zagaran (and because he clearly looks more German than Italian).